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I sped to work this morning because I didn’t want to have this conversation:

"Why are you late?"

"Because a massive spider showed up in my bathroom and I wasn’t leaving until it was dead."

"Are you serious?"

"if i had lost track of it I would be moving out and going to a homeless shelter."

"It couldn’t have been that big!"

"It was big enough for my wife to threaten to leave me if I didn’t kill it."

"Man, you’re a wuss."

"Yes. Yes I am. Now where’s the coffee?"

1. Our security guard is arguing with a flower delivery man through the door.

2. Said security guard just asked me for help to figure out how to open a storefront door with panic hardware….just push the bar…..

I am seriously concerned for my safety if it’s in this guy’s hands….

Working away and these two literally crept up behind me. I won’t be sleeping tonight…

Working away and these two literally crept up behind me. I won’t be sleeping tonight…

I Need to be Writing

I just saw another trailer for a movie that is really close to an idea I had….I’m seriously considering publicly shaming myself by posting those ideas whenever a similar work comes out. Maybe that’ll light a fire under me to actually get some writing done.

Just in time for Mad Men. Time to start “researching” scotch…

Just in time for Mad Men. Time to start “researching” scotch…

Watching Superman

Watching Superman

Wifey brings me home two pairs of pants. I try on the first pair. They seem ok.

I try on the second pair and she immediately starts laughing.

I guess those are going back.

Now that have somewhere to put him, meet Cletus

Now that have somewhere to put him, meet Cletus

thagoodthings:

thehalloweennegras:

justmeandthesunflowers:

blackfoxx:

throughkaleidscopeeyes:

Making fun of white celebrities who adopt black babies from Africa as accessories.

always reblogging this lol

LOL OMG.



Them tittays tho

thagoodthings:

thehalloweennegras:

justmeandthesunflowers:

blackfoxx:

throughkaleidscopeeyes:

Making fun of white celebrities who adopt black babies from Africa as accessories.

always reblogging this lol

LOL OMG.

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Them tittays tho