I sped to work this morning because I didn’t want to have this conversation:
"Why are you late?"
"Because a massive spider showed up in my bathroom and I wasn’t leaving until it was dead."
"Are you serious?"
"if i had lost track of it I would be moving out and going to a homeless shelter."
"It couldn’t have been that big!"
"It was big enough for my wife to threaten to leave me if I didn’t kill it."
"Man, you’re a wuss."
"Yes. Yes I am. Now where’s the coffee?"
1. Our security guard is arguing with a flower delivery man through the door.
2. Said security guard just asked me for help to figure out how to open a storefront door with panic hardware….just push the bar…..
I am seriously concerned for my safety if it’s in this guy’s hands….
I just saw another trailer for a movie that is really close to an idea I had….I’m seriously considering publicly shaming myself by posting those ideas whenever a similar work comes out. Maybe that’ll light a fire under me to actually get some writing done.
Wifey brings me home two pairs of pants. I try on the first pair. They seem ok.
I try on the second pair and she immediately starts laughing.
I guess those are going back.